Anyone Who Has Potty Trained a Kid Can Appreciate “Ship My Pants”

Sigh. The potty training years. Did you come to know every restroom in the city? Did you plan all your outings based on proximity to restrooms? Did you learn to never venture out beyond a quick sprint to the facilities (because “I’ve gotta go” can strike anywhere, at any time, and they aren’t kidding)?

Did you protest, “But you just went!” or, “I asked you right before we left and you said ‘no’!” Of course, these observations are irrelevant. Just pack the kid a change of clothes and buy underwear in multiples. It can’t be helped.

On that note, you are bound to appreciate Kmart’s latest internet ad: